Monday: Ask Marsha: Folks On Yahoo Want To Know

I don’t spend a lot of time in Yahoo, but I clean out my Yahoo email once in a while.  Today I came across the greatest section.  People write in questions.  I think I live on another planet than most of those who are so full of curiosity that they write into Yahoo.   Thank goodness for them, they are anonymous!

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Concerned Inquisitor:  I need a spell to become a vampire.?

Marsha:  No, you don’t need a spell, you need a grammar and punctuation check!

Concerned Inquisitor:  How do I level up on yahoo answers?

Marsha:  Go to the hardware store.  Purchase a tool called a level.   Place it on the questions, and watch the bubble.  When the bubbly gets to the middle, you have leveled up the question.

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Concerned Inquisitor:  Does marriage change anxiety???

Marsha:  No anxiety is the same as ever:  “an unpleasant state of inner turmoil, often accompanied by nervous behavior, such as pacing back and forth, somatic complaints and rumination.” Wikipedia

Concerned Inquisitor: Is Uta no prince sama a good anime?

Marsha:  Sorry, I need a translator for this one!

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Concerned Inquisitor:  is smoking harmful for sex?

Marsha:  I don’t think so.  My brother has smoked since he was 13 and he’s still a male.

Concerned Inquisitor:  How do I explain 0.51?

Marsha:  Boy, that’s a tough one if you are explaining it to someone under about 2. Most kids younger than two don’t share very well.  If your are concerned about stock, and company control, yours is probably the 0.49 number in the will.

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Do you have a question for Marsha Lee?  Your question is definitely better than these!  I wonder if that’s Ask Yahoo’s spam folder.  hahaha  Have a great week.

32 thoughts on “Monday: Ask Marsha: Folks On Yahoo Want To Know”

    1. No, I went out and found those! They are asking Yahoo, and then Yahoo invites people who know the answers to respond. I just chose a different way to respond. The questions I get are usually technical. :) Thanks for the response. :)

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      1. I had a great time in Spain and Portugal and now have returned to Virginia and I’m trying to settle in. Hopefully, I will have time to start visiting blogs again soon! :-)

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  1. So funny, Marsha!! “No, you don’t need a spell, you need a grammar and punctuation check!” This is a great idea – I can’t wait for you to share more wisdom with yahoo questions!! :D
    ~Andrea<3

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    1. Thanks! I have to prime the pump. I don’t get a ton of questions. Most of the people who read my posts are already experts in the things they do – even more than I am. Advice to the lovelorn – there aren’t many of those in my readers. Let’s see, Hints from Heloise – again, most of my readers have been keeping things going in their house quite capably as long as I have, so I can’t teach them any tricks. So until I get more questions, I may have to see what people are really asking. However, I think some of them are on drugs or from another planet! Definitely from a different time zone! :) :) M

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  2. Yup, I was laughing here, Down Under. Or, should that be ‘laughing here in the Down Under’? Or, is it safer to say I was laughing here in Australia? Or, should I just keep my big mouth shut?

    Yvonne

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  3. I have come across questions & answer when I look after special related music to my posts … some crack me up. This is so funny … and you have a fanastic sense of humor – great start of a little wet Tuesday.

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    1. hahaha You are so funny, Andrew! Here’s the problem with that question. It makes perfect sense! It’s punny! I get it! The questions I came across made no sense! And worse, they were senseless! Your’s is just cute, and the answer, …. ….. you stumped me. Or maybe the stump I was looking in had no bugs. But then I’ve never been to HK, and I’ve never gone looking for the flu bug anyway! :) :)

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  4. Hahaha! Marsha, this is hilarious. The “level” answer was very amusing. Do you think they will take your advice? Give me a few minutes to think up a stupid question to ask, because I’m dying to hear your answer!

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